Lovely America 

Heute: Der Überfall 

Das Telefon klingelt. 

Jane:

"Hello."

Der Freund (hastig atmend):

"Honey!"

Jane:

"Yes."

Freund (panisch):

"Honey! You will not believe what just happened. I am appalled!"

Jane:

"What's wrong? Don't tell me you ran over your lunch box again."

Freund (abwertend):

"No. [pausierend] No! I have never ran over... oh nevermind."

Jane:

"Well! What happened? Are you alright?"

Freund:

"They ate my lunch! I just came back to the job site and they ate it all!"

Jane:

"Who ate your lunch?"

Freund:

"The crows!"

Jane:

"You are calling me because the crows ate your lunch? Out of the lunch box?"

Freund (ungeduldig):

"No! Jesus! They just took it."

Jane:

"They kidnapped your lunch box?"

Freund:

"Are you listening at all? I did not have my lunch box with me. Everything was in a bag. The crows came and ate three sandwiches, all my crackers, all my M&M's... my M&M's! The ones with the..."

Jane (unterbrechend):

"...with the nuts! Appalling!"

Freund:

"Yeah! With the nuts! All of them! And the worst of it all: They picked my Dr. Pepper open. I got no lunch. I got no money. I am not happy. And I am hungry."

Jane:

"I am so sorry, honey. Ask Amber if she can give you some money."

Freund (beleidigt):

"No. I'll just starve."

Jane:

"How did you know that crows ate it all?"

Freund:

"I read their foot prints."